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Bud Light "Born on" Blasphemy

The one where we got tricked into drinking expired beer...











I'm not sure if anyone actually reads that little date on the front of a Bud Light case or not.  I finally did for the first time the other day and realized how misleading it is...




It must have been the fact that the beer was warm that made me think it was stale.  Even though I was wrong, I wasn't going to give up that easily.




And for the win...





Free beer and a hat!!!










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