Joe's 8th Grade Dance Dilemma

The one where I got tired of listening to the same playlist every week at my favorite bar....

Tuesdays are by far my favorite day of the week. Partially because I don't have class until 5pm and partially because of Joe's 8th grade dance party. A few other campus bars have been picking up on the popularity of throwbacks, but Joe's is the only one that really does it right. Except there is one thing...

I have been patiently waiting two weeks for the GM to get back to me but have been left empty-handed to this day. I've heard he is working hard at crafting a clever response, so I still have faith that it will arrive. If not, we'll talk it out this Tuesday.

Also, shout out to Kappa Delta Nationals who provided me this exquisite stationery. Hope they're happy to see that I'm putting it to good use.

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Alma Mater Mayhem

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