Palm Tree Incident

The one where I took a "big bus tour" in Miami and got hit in the head by a palm tree..multiple times...

No family vacation is complete without at least one day of being hardcore tourists. My mom picked the Miami Big Bus Tour and dragged me off the beach to join the rest of the camera-around-the-neck tourists on this excursion. It was pretty neat seeing some of the celebrity vacation homes and secret getaways but this tour wasn't exactly pain-free. I decided this was an appropriate time to speak up.

What a gem. I'm waiting on my vouchers but I'll be sure to upload them once I receive them. Below you can find a pic I snapped on my phone of my mom about to be hit in the face with a palm tree. Since I didn't want to lose my phone, the picture was taken from a lower angle and doesn't do justice on exactly how close these palm trees actually were.

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